This is a little character of mine... on IRC, I use the handle taeralis (just like here), but I'm better known as tater to those who know me better. (fun with words)
The real taterbot is 1,395 lines (and counting) of mIRCscript. That's right, I enjoy scripting and long walks on the beach.
[link], port 6667 - channel #w3 - tell them you're with tater, and be prepared for senseless fun mixed with intellectual discussion, hats, and pandas.